• For your new first name:
  Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and the first 2 letters of your surname.
  


• For your new surname:
  Take the first 2 letters of your mum's maiden name and add the first 3 letters of the nearest city or town in which you were born.
  


• Now determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:
  take the last 3 letters of your last name and reverse them and add the whole name of the first car you drove/owned,
  insert the word "of"
  and tack on the name of the last medication you took.
  

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Last revised 31 July 1999.