Women think they already know everything, but wait. . .. training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
   
   
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
   
   
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
   
   
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
   
   
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom cabinets Too.
   
   
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
   
   
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
   
   
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
   
   
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
   
   
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
    
    
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
    
    
12. Introduction to Parking
    
    
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
    
    
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
    
    
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
    
    
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
    
    
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
    
    
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
    
    
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
    
    
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
    
    
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
    
    
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
    
    
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
    
    
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
    
    
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
    
    

 

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Last revised 14 July 2001.